I was wearing a red skirt, a black jacket and a little Scottish hat with a red plume. At the very end of the number, all I had to do was turn and do a sort of lovely look at Peter. Suddenly, everyone yelled ‘Cut!’; I thought ‘What have I done?’ Well, it turned out the dye off the red feather ran all over my face and the back of my jacket; it looked like there was just blood everywhere. So then they had to reset and get more rain. And they couldn’t figure out what to do with this bloody feather - so they put Vaseline on it.
who the fuck told axe that space smells like moist pungent armpits
star trek au where jim, spock, and bones wind up in the year 2014 and jim begs spock and bones to let him buy this bc “SPACE, GUYS!!!!! IT WILL SMELL LIKE SPACE!!!!!”
"Captain, space does not have a smell-"
"Oh dammit, Jim, quit with the pouty face and put it in the cart. Can’t take you anywhere."
and then they get back to the apartment they’re renting and jim tries the shower gel that night and mutters “who the fuck told axe that space smells like armpits” and begins writing a strongly worded e-mail to axe to tell them his opinion, especially since spock and bones have told him he’s sleeping on the couch until the stench wears off.
jim secretly takes the shower gel with them back to their time, and one night months from then he replaces spock and bones’ shampoo with it.
he’s woken by his name being cursed and the entire contents of the bottles being dumped on his face.
the rest of the crew stays far away from the smelly trio
this is the gayest poster i’ve ever seen.
I thought that was Captain Jack on the left for a second
that would explain this whole ad
Are we just going to overlook the fact that they’re on the “S. S. Leviathan”?
(I’m not sure where I’m going with that, but there it is)
On the S. S. Leviathan, everyone’s strictly into Dick
The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005
she’s so cute
anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it
HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT
I don’t think you understand how accurate this is.
this is so relevant it hurts.
The amount of truth to this…I have no regrets
I used to think this meme was over exaggerated.
Then I actually became a college student.